Klassy Fucker

The Hurricane is coming, and where is the eye of the storm? Right over Hypsterville aka Brooklyn. Even though Hurricane Irene was downgraded it could still prove to pull substantial ratings, and even better survival hipster stories.

Hipsterism is about independent thought, shunning of mainstream preferences, counterculture, and progressive politics. Hipsters like to perceive themselves as being highly creative (nope), intelligent (Liberal Arts college smart), thoughtful (translation self centered), and witty (if by witty you mean ironic). Rejecting common fads and instead exclusively shopping at Thrift stores and Truck Stops.   AKA pretentious fucktards.

With a hurricane hitting NYC I’m looking forward to the Hipster Hurricane Survival Stories like:

1. I ran out of Polaroid film
2. My Dog committed suicide. But I’m not judging…
3. My Record player was lost in the storm
4. 1980’s Ski Vest got water stains
5. Was actually homeless not just dressed like one
6. My Record player was lost in the storm
7. My Spirit Hood was destroyed.
8. Two Words “Warm PBR”
9. My Sigur Ross sleeping bag was damaged
10. 72 Hour zooey deschanel or emily deschanel ended in a draw
11. Oversized glasses were scratched, in 2 places!
12. My giant bike was dented.
13. Turned out my hooded hoodie was ilequipped to handle actual rain

Net net, the Hipster Survivor stories are going to be epic. Are they homeless or are they Hipsters? You can judge them.

Hurricane Irene 8/28/11 NEVER FORGET