Klassy Fucker

There’s this perception that women want men’s junk to look like lady parts.

We don’t need those creepy pervs over at Mythbusters to bust a nut on this one.

Trust me, there is nothing men love more than peeling back a pair of panties to reveal a freshly waxed brazilian situation. It’s delicious, exciting and clean. But the past 2-3 years guys somehow thought that they too needed to wax their man parts. WRONG!

No girl wants Chewbacca in a leg lock a.k.a. over grown pubes, but a man needs to be a man. Trimmed, but not GONE! Women secretly think hairy chests are sexy, some fur on your man parts says I give it rather than take it. Going to the gym, I see way too many guys who wax it! Karate Kid style, news flash you’re lame.Girls have now come to expect that when they hook up with a guy that he’ll have no chest hair. That’s why we need to bring sexy back, sexy hairy chests!

Men need to hit the RESET button on grooming, let your freak flag fly and keep the “grounds” in check, but be a fucking man. Women want a MAN not Lady Man and don’t get me started on Straight guys bleaching their assholes. Be a fucking man.

Girl Codes Cracked!

1. When a girl asks for “The Grand Tour” it really means “Take me to your room and Fuck me”
2. When a girl says “I’ve been crazy busy” it really means “I’ve been fucking other guys and not calling you back”
3. When a girl TXTs “You up?” it really means “You up for some sex? 
4. When a girl says “I love it all!” in regards to sex stuff it really means “Anything but butt stuff”
5. When a girl says “I’m out of commission for a few days” that’s code for “It’s my time of the month”
6. When a girl says “I think I’m falling for you” that really means “I’ve told my mom to start planning a wedding”
7. When a girl says “You’re my friend” you are in the friend zone for life, and you will never ever fuck that girl…..ever.

Lastly this is a photo of my Someday Wife, pretty much sums up everything I want