Klassy Fucker

I get it, you hate your job. It sucks. Your boss is a turd, your co workers are more annoying than a 4 year old describing thier silly bands. You spend your days on the internet’s gutter A.K.A. Craigslist looking for a new job, then eventually ‘that’ sassy section. By 4:30 you’ve gone to Starbucks 4 times, updated Facebook 9 times, LIKED 14 youtube videos, and are doing a price comparison on Amazon Prime for a length of rope to hang yourself.

You’re thinking of radical alternatives to your shitty situation. “I can bake amazing cupcakes”. No fucking shit, anyone can. Hell 6 year old’s bake them all time, unless your cupcakes have weed in them quitting your job for this magical bakery is stupid idea. So just stop…

Step 1. Find a new job, or slug it out. Bosses are born assholes, they push work on you so they can sit in their office’s masturbating to Bukkake porn. It’s a fact you can Wikipedia it or even Ask Jeeves.

So in conclusion, go to the gym. Workout more, get a hot body wear slutty stuff so guys will like you. Then once you have a boyfriend, bake him cupcakes, then eat them off him.

- Klassy