Klassy Fucker

Hi there, look at you Tumblr you’re so clean & new, like a sweet little stripper about to go on stage. Who knows what will happen in the Champagne Room…

I’m newish to Tumblr, but it gives me more than 140 characters to spit my comedy venom so me likes.

Who’s Klassy? You ask. Just another charming asshole in Hollywood. I’m adorable, smug, and massive in Japan (Japanese School girls cream their Strawberry Shortcake Sleeping Bags for me) ;).

I’m a comedian and I travel a ton under my “real name”. I write for TV and the Movies and do some copy writing work for Oriental Massage Ads on Craigslist. “You Need a Winky Massage? Wink / Wink!”

Things I like? , Strong, sexy opinionated Birds (no not tweety bird but ladies) I like what I call “TATT Discovery”, much like Jacques Cousteau searching the seas I love when hooking up with a bird, and you discover the hidden treasure tatt! As long as it’s not some blokes name it’s so sexy!

HELLO! KITTY!

(get it? cause it’s close to her pussy aka Lady Junk)