November 2011
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Music: The DNA of your "Moment"
Music is still as important as ever….it’s just evolved. Music sets the mood for your life. It’s the DNA of a moment. Think back to concerts you’ve been to or 1st makeouts. You always remember who was playing.
The days are drawing in, the leaves have fallen - it’s official - summer’s over and winter’s knocking on the door. Fear not, here’s some...
September 2011
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PRO TIP- Hooking Up: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts,...
We all love hooking up, we really do. It’s so fun. The thrill of the hunt, the bar room make out!
In this technology ridden society, people have forgotten some of the foundation protocols of the perfect hook up. Well, I’m here to help.
The Bar Pick Up:
You’re out with your Guys / Girls. You have a “Stop N’ Chat” it’s perfect. It lines up like this....
August 2011
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Hurricane Irene! Getting excited for NYC Hipster...
The Hurricane is coming, and where is the eye of the storm? Right over Hypsterville aka Brooklyn. Even though Hurricane Irene was downgraded it could still prove to pull substantial ratings, and even better survival hipster stories.
Hipsterism is about independent thought, shunning of mainstream preferences, counterculture, and progressive politics. Hipsters like to perceive themselves as...
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People who say "What Happens in Vegas stays in...
People who say “What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” 100% had nothing happen to them in Vegas.
Here’s most people’s exact night:
1. Bought Drinks at Hotel Bar.
2. Lost $300 at Blackjack
3. Tried to get into a Club, didn’t
4. Ended up at a Strip Club spend $200
5. Back at hotel, lose $500 on Craps
6. ATM Machine, get $1000
7. Call escort company from Yellow...
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The Myth of Manscaping & Girl Codes Cracked
There’s this perception that women want men’s junk to look like lady parts.
We don’t need those creepy pervs over at Mythbusters to bust a nut on this one.
Trust me, there is nothing men love more than peeling back a pair of panties to reveal a freshly waxed brazilian situation. It’s delicious, exciting and clean. But the past 2-3 years guys somehow thought that they...
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Dear Women, thinking about quiting your job to...
I get it, you hate your job. It sucks. Your boss is a turd, your co workers are more annoying than a 4 year old describing thier silly bands. You spend your days on the internet’s gutter A.K.A. Craigslist looking for a new job, then eventually ‘that’ sassy section. By 4:30 you’ve gone to Starbucks 4 times, updated Facebook 9 times, LIKED 14 youtube videos, and are doing a...
July 2011
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Remember When 'Social Networking' Was Actually...
Hey Fuckers,
Was thinking about how much internet hand humping that is going on these days. People are all on Facebook, Twitter, all flirting and posting about how ‘horny’ they are.
The Internet is Killing your Game:
Too many guys and girls are not actually going out and talking in a human way, last time I checked with my scientist (on staff 24/6 at Klassy HQ) a guy must still...
Weddings : A Funeral for your DICK
I’m at the age where a lot of my mates are making the biggest mistake of their lives. Marriage AKA A Funeral for your DICK.
Ugh! Listen I get it, ok? Sunday nights suck, you’re alone on the couch and there is FUCK all to watch on TV. So you TXT that girl…you’re well on your way mate to killing your dick.
Women are set up in their DNA to crave interpersonal connections,...
Oh Tumblr you pretty little bitch...
Hi there, look at you Tumblr you’re so clean & new, like a sweet little stripper about to go on stage. Who knows what will happen in the Champagne Room…
I’m newish to Tumblr, but it gives me more than 140 characters to spit my comedy venom so me likes.
Who’s Klassy? You ask. Just another charming asshole in Hollywood. I’m adorable, smug, and massive in Japan...
WatchEveryone loves a Charming Asshole. Klassy’s Access Entertainment #FAIL
WatchAsked to Audition for FunnyorDie Lady Gaga Spoof.
I've put up a new AVI on Twitter...deal with it
March 2011
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